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Meanwhile, Near Pittsburgh of the Day: A sword-wielding man dressed all in black “like a ninja” vandalized 11 cars in South Union Township, Penn., early Sunday morning.

Local resident Santino Guzzo, who confronted the perp, says he spotted him hiding in a neighbor’s yard. “He says, ‘I have a sword’,” Guzzo told Channel 4 Action News. “That’s when I said, ‘I have a gun,’ and he tried to stab me through my car window.”

According to witness Chelsey Cunningham, the ninja left a fifth of liquor at the scene of the crime.

[h/t: boingboing.]

lolllll i saw this on the news

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    miss your crazyness.
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    Wow Shitsburgh, you’ve really outdone yourself this time
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    I feel like this may be the first in a series of many strikes from the Pittsburgh Ninja Scene.
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    The Dream. He’s living it.
  10. luminari said: This is a thing? “Meanwhile, Near Pittsburgh of the Day”!?!?!? Hahaha
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    lolllll i saw this on